crap open a cold one tee updated

$12.50

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Description

Updated version of my catchphrase shirt. I meant to say "crack open a cold one" at the end of the first episode of The Melting Pat but I was nervous and said "crap." People thought it was funny so it stuck.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd. (142 g/m)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

 LENGTH (inches)WIDTH (inches)CHEST (inches)
XS2716 31-34
S281834-37
M292038-41
L302242-45
XL312446-49
2XL322650-53
3XL332854-57
4XL343058-61
5XL353162-65


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